I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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