i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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