all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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