I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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