I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
