You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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