can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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