Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
did i walk over a car last night?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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