yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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