he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
So. Much. Porn.
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