Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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