I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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