He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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