I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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