you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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