Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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