Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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