We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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