I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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