People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Can you bring me the toilet please
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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