I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Randomize