i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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