When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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