She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize