There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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