whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize