We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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