That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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