i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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