I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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