would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I did not marry a roomba.
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