Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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