OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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