Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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