Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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