the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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