I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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