I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Randomize
