I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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