I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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