If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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