My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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