You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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