I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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