I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
where are my eyebrows?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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