question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Fuck appropriateness.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
