Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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