Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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