I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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