i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
wow bdsm is so cute
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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