yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
True strength comes from lack of pants
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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