I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
they're like a gay fantastic four
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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