they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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